We bring back Burnsy on for some more Hott Goss, we ALL saw Cabin in the Woods (and mostly liked it), we play Manswers Roulette, hear from Jason Statham’s new trailer, read some emails, and other nonsense.

00:02:10 – Vince reads an email from a litigious junior high schooler, a listener is concerned about Vince’s drinking habits, and a couple of listeners share stories about dogs, pooping, condoms, and farting. An isolated track from System of a Down is added to the Frotcast collection. The guys talk about Game of Thrones, Fart Knox, and Vince’s dog making a power move.
00:19:04 – Burnsy is back with another edition of Hott Goss featuring juicy tidbits about Kirstie Alley at a sex party, Wilmer Valderrama’s new game show, a celebrity couple, Time Magazine and People’s latest issues, and Kanye West.
00:35:41 – The guys review Cabin in the Woods, which, for the most part, they all seemed to enjoy. There are issues among the group about the use of horror movie tropes. The talk turns to Hellraiser.
00:47:03 – Time for Manswers Roulette. The group has a lot of fun with Vince’s Google search history.
00:53:11 – Vince plays the trailer for Jason Statham’s new film Safe, Lights Camera Jackson reviews Chimpanzee, and the guys check in on Sexman. There is some 3D talk with the recent reviews of The Hobbit footage shown this week at CinemaCon. In non-film news, Starbuck’s has gotten rid of the bugs used in their drinks, and Hasbro hassles a blogger.
01:17:51 – The show ends with some more listener emails concerning wiping techniques, and another nairing story.

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This week we are treated to a new edition of Hott Goss with Ashley Burns™(now with an intro song!), comedian Alison Stevenson visits us in Frotquarters, we listen to Mel Gibson’s latest rant, hear from Smashmouth, reveal our favorite guilty pleasure movies (movies we love that everyone hates), get two visits from Fake Bret, and have a grand time.

00:00:57 – Things kick off with the return of Fake Bret, and a rage filled message to Bret.
00:06:21 – Burnsy is back with another edition of Hot Goss with a new intro song (thanks to listener Matt) and sponsor. This week features an “In Memoriam” for all the celebrity deaths you might have missed recently. Vince plays an isolated vocal track from Smashmouth ala the David Lee Roth clip. We’re also introduced to some new terms such a “Zoonami” and “Puddle of Musk.” Bret tells his Kid Rock story again.
00:32:44 – The guys get to know a little about guest, Alison Stevenson. The conversations diverges to Vince’s step-brother, Benjamin Button, the Bob Dylan film I’m Not There, and the LaserTag/Warcraft bachelor party Vince attended.
00:52:26 – The special topic for this week is Movies You Love But Everyone Hates. Another Bridesmaids rant breaks out, and Ben has issues with Judd Apatow and Michael Cera. Bret morphing into Ben becomes a concern. Vince and Bret talk their Predator vs ____ that was inspired by the putrid AVP: Alien vs Predator.
01:18:08 – Vince plays the recent Mel Gibson tape. The group questions if he’s just insane or racist, and ponder if he’s just been pulling a decade long Joaquin Phoenix gag on the public. The group also takes a listen to Miley Cyrus’ stuffed-up voice over. Fake Bret closes out the episode.

Make sure to check out Vince and Alison at the Milk Bar on 4/24 for the LOL for LLS show. Also check out Alison on Twitter @justaboutglad.

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This week in a rambunctious episode we have Frotcast regular Laremy Legel of Film.com in the Frotquarters for the 2nd annual Summer Box Office Fantasy Draft, discuss Mel Gibson’s recent news, Vince drinks all of the booze Laremy bought him, and we have a grand ol’ time.

00:03:18 – Mel Gibson is back in the news over a conflict with Joe Eszterhas, writer of Basic Instinct and Showgirls. As usual, Gibson is claimed to have made disparaging remarks about Jewish people. Vince goes on a mini-rant about charities.
00:10:39 – The guys learn a bit more about Laremy, and how he got to where he is now. There is some more talk about American Reunion.
00:19:32 – Vince reads a list of the WASPiest names: college lacrosse players. The guys talk about the debt of higher education, commercials during day time television, loans from Indian reservations, what they’re drinking, and Jesus as Vice President.
00:36:54 – Bret reveals that he has missed the past few Frotcasts because he was traveling Europe. Brendan saw Ann Coulter wearing a mink coat at the airport. With the passing of Thomas “Painter of Light” Kinkade, Vince reads an email from a listener who shares his personal experience with the artist.
00:51:20 – The 2nd annual Summer Box Office Fantasy Draft leads off with Vince making the most obvious pick, Bret has trouble understanding the drafting order, and Brendan makes a strong, strategic move which Ben copies. Some news about Lindy West is revealed.
01:24:48 – Vince has gotten a dog and is astonished with its shitting prowess.

Don’t forget to check out Laremy’s podcast, Brad ‘n’ Laremy on Movies, at iTunes.

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This week, Brendan and Vince saw American Reunion, we get Justin Halpern blooped in to talk about TV, Hollywood, and his new book I Suck at Girls, we play some Manswers Roulette, listen to the drunk guy sing Bohemian Rhapsody, and discuss the latest poop transplant news story.

00:03:45 – Listen to Vince’s stand-up routine from St. Patrick’s Day in LA.
00:16:46 – Vince plays the clip of the drunk guy singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the back a cop car. Manswers Roulette gets introduced where we find what’s so special about an ingredient in beer. The guys imagine their version of Adam Sandler’s remake of Summer School.
00:28:55 – Justin Halpern joins the Frotcast to share a halfway house story, talk about pilot season, his new book, I Suck at Girls, how the Shit My _____ Says has become a meme, and angry emails. The story about Tucker Max donating to Planned Parenthood is brought up, which leads to a discussion about birth control.
00:54:14 – Brendan and Vince review American Reunion where Stifler is still funny and there is a blitzkrieg of 90’s songs. Justin has a story about having dinner with Jason Biggs, and the guys talk about the cautionary tale of Chris Klein.
01:07:00 – Vince describes his new depressing neighborhood with a junky park, and the guys talk about transvestite prostitutes. Justin is working on a new Martin Lawrence pilot so the talk revolves around actors’ phobias. The Chevy Chase/Dan Harmon feud gets some air time.
01:31:04 – A man takes matters into his own hands and gives himself a poop transplant. A harmonica cover of the Jurassic Park them song plays out the podcast.

Justin’s new book, I Suck at Girls, will be available on May 15th, and can be pre-ordered on Amazon.

Don’t forget to check out Vince this Saturday (04/07) at the Comedy Cellar in SF at 7:30pm.

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This week Seymore Butts (née Adam Glasser) joins us again for Ask a Porn Dude. He provides more insight into the wonderful world of adult entertainment, discussing the “mandatory condom” law upcoming in LA, the future of porn, and his worst location among other things. Laremy Legel from Film.com also joins us to talk about Wrath of the Titans and Hunger Games. We also play some of Vince’s standup from LA.

00:01:33 – Vince introduces the latest entrant into the Epic Drunk Hall of Fame; the Sombrero wearing man with one boxing glove who jumped on a cop car. Bill Burr goes on a rant about nerds and the alt comedy scene. Ben brings up the woman who is suing Apple because she walked into a glass window at one of their stores.
00:14:19 – Vince gives us a little taste of his stand-up at the Hollywood Lab.
00:18:50 – Brendan talks about his trip to New England where he visited a gunmaker, and shot muskets and other sorts of firearms.
0024:24 – Laremy talks about the Wrath of the Titans and some of the most anticipated movies coming out. Vince and Laremy discuss Hunger Games. The conversation diverges to District B13, a plea to Luc Besson, and Brendan’s infatuation with Steve Harvey’s mustache/teeth combo.
00:53:05 – Adam Glass AKA Seymore Butts joins the podcast for the second round of Ask a Porn Dude. Some of the topics covered are the future of porn with DVDs and VOD, pirated material on tube sites, the LA law on mandatory condoms and its repercussions on the business, the legality of shooting porn, his worse set location, finding male talent, the perception of escorting, and raising a teenage son.
01:47:14 – With news of the Anchorman 2 announcement, the guys talk about comedy sequels and some other favorite comedies from the last couple of years. Vince teases a topic for next week: Manswers Roulette.

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This week we get some Hot Goss from Burnsy, listen to some live comedy from Joe King and Pauly, discuss what Michael Bay is doing to the Ninja Turtles, get the ultimate Manswer, hear from the dumbest girl ever, and other nonsense as always.

00:01:30 – Vince talks a little about his 3 Nights of Comedy tour over the past weekend.
00:06:05 – Hot Goss with Burnsy has the latest NFL news on Alex Smith, celebrity deaths and pregnancy rumors, that kid from Minnesota asking adult actresses to the prom, Michael Bay’s tiger, and what Amanda Seyfried has in the trunk of her car. Burnsy also reveals a trait that he shares with Lady Gaga, and gives us some insight on inner workings of the Hot Goss factory.
00:35:35 – Michael Bay has created a ruckus among TMNT fans for adding a new element to the heroes in a half shell, leading Cousin Oliver from the The Brady Bunch to cry “RAPE!” Bret has a story about nerd rage over Transformers on a Japanese art blog.
00:47:56 – Brendan arrives.
00:49:57 – Take a listen to some stand-up by Joe King (featuring Vince’s giggles) and Pauly Dangerously.
01:07:51 – Vince plays the clip of the young lady who can’t quite figure out MPH. Manswers answers the age-old question of “Can you fart so hard your balls explode?”
01:21:54 – Vince saw John Carter over the weekend, and despite its marketing failure he found it to be an entertaining sci-fi pulp movie. Ben gives us some of his favorite moments from the film. Brendan deals with a blind woman while waiting for the bus.

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This week we have Conner Pritchard as our in-Frotquarters guest. He is one of the co-creators of Workaholics. He tells us stories about creating the show, life in Hollywood, and being intimately involved with a cable comedy hit. Lots of stories from the crew are shared. DRUNK ON!

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This week, unfortunately we are missing Brendan but we have comedian Matt Leib as our in-Frotquarters guest. We also bloop in a professional film critic, Laremy Legel from Film.com, listen to some voicemails, do a table read for Frotcast: the Play submitted by a listener, talk about some movies, and play some clips from Big Money Rustlas.

00:01:40 – The Frotcast gets started off with some voicemails from listeners who got riled up by last week’s Inside Indie. Comedian Matt Lieb gets introduced where he talks about movie meta-data, his experience with Israeli Airport Security at LAX, and Israeli women, which leads to a discussion about areolas.
00:20:30 – Vince plays some clips from ICP’s Big Money Hustlas (now streaming on Netflix…woot wooot). Bret has issues with a MacBook, a paperclip, and magnets.
00:25:05 – The guys talk Tyrese Gibson confusing Amber Tamblyn with Amber Rose, and her musical skylarking. Matt fills in the guys about his time at UC Santa Cruz, and Vince’s failure at TV stardom is brought up again.
00:55:38 – Laremy gets blooped to partake in some role playing as the gang does a reading of Frotcast: the Play. John Carter, 21 Jump Street, The Sitter, and Project X get talked about, as well as the ever encroaching summer blockbusters with the release of Hunger Games at the end of this month. Laremy has a story about interviewing two of the girls from Project X and using Miley Cyrus as a wedge between the two of them.
01:30:53 – With talk of Project X, Vince plays some clips from Todd Phillips’ documentary Frat House. At some point the term Santorum Blossom pops up.

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This week, we have comedian Leslie Small as our in Frotquarters guest, we get some more Hot Goss from Burnsy, we review the Oscars, listen to The Dictator spill ashes on Seacrest, play some Tracy Morgan from Totally Awesome, review the DANGER ZONES associated with Linsanity, and get very Inside Indie with Leslie.

00:01:15 – Special guest Leslie Small is introduced. Vince got gleefully drunk by himself playing the FilmDrunk Oscar Drinking Game. Emmy Award winning Lights Camera Jackson appeared on Leno to discuss the Oscars. Brendan makes his acceptance speech for the Frotty Lifetime Achievement Award.
00:13:00 – The clip of The Dictator spilling Kim Jong Il’s ashes all over Ryan Seacrest gets played. This leads to a discussion about improvisors reading from material or being let loose. The outtakes of Tracy Morgan from Totally Awesome is an example. A Kenyan listener calls in to talk about the Jar Jar Binks old slave vibe.
00:25:11 – Hot Goss with Ashley Burns: now with sponsors. Burnsy gives us some of the juicy gossip from Oscar Weekend: Gabourey Sidibe’s favorite Girl Scout cookie, Demi Lovato is a birthmark chaser, Omar Epps and Robin Givens are working on a hip hopera, Davey Jones’ new t-shirt line, and a Whitney Houston tribute album is in the works.
00:46:10 – Oderus Urungus of Gwar voices his opinion on the political campaign. The Asian American Journalists Association sent out a press release of Danger Zones when writing about Linsanity. Vince plays a clip from his search for the perfect judge show.
01:12:00 – The guys get to know Leslie. There is some talk about open mics at laundro mats. Leslie headlines the new segment Inside Indie where you can about all the new underground bands.

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This week we introduce a new segment: Hot Goss with Ashley Burns. We also bring Laremy Legel from Film.com on, who tells us all of his Oscar lead pipe locks. Ben tells us his favorite parts of all the Oscar movies he didn’t see, we play Frotcast Voicemail Grab Bag, discuss the Big Lebowski Party, Vince’s Dad, The FP premiere, and of course other nonsense.

00:01:33 – This past weekend the guys attended a Big Lebowski party with Vince’s dad in character as the Dude. Brendan witnessed someone dressed as Walter maintaining order of the bathroom line, as well as another Dude carrying a rug. The FP screening and Q&A that Vince hosted is also discussed.
00:14:00 – Hot Goss with Ashley Burns: Burnsy brings all the hot new gossip out of Hollywood from New York basketball sensation Jeremy Lin’s date to the Oscars, Dakota Fanning’s warning to Meryl Streep, Chloe Moretz’s driving lessons, Octavia Spencer’s feud with Emma Stone, and a shocker about Nicole Kidman. Ben, Brendan, and Bret talk about staging a coup and taking over the Frotcast.
00:34:13 – Frotcast Voicemail Grab Bag is played. Vince brings back What’s up with the Internet to play a new song by J-Bo OMG entitled Deep Throat.
00:38:07 – Laremy gets blooped in to talk Oscars, especially for those looking to make wagers. He goes over his best bets to make money, as well as his lock picks for the top categories. The discussion veers off to George Clooney f*cking with Andy Serkis, bumbaclot Jar Jar Binks, and other tangents.
01:18:00 – Ben gives us his favorite moments from some of the Oscar nominated flicks, such as a dubstep club, an underwater gangbang, the Beatles, a swan dive, and anthropomorphic plant life.

Be sure to check out Vince at the Hollywood Improv on March 17th, and possibly some other dates in LA.

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