This week we introduce a new segment: Hot Goss with Ashley Burns. We also bring Laremy Legel from Film.com on, who tells us all of his Oscar lead pipe locks. Ben tells us his favorite parts of all the Oscar movies he didn’t see, we play Frotcast Voicemail Grab Bag, discuss the Big Lebowski Party, Vince’s Dad, The FP premiere, and of course other nonsense.

00:01:33 – This past weekend the guys attended a Big Lebowski party with Vince’s dad in character as the Dude. Brendan witnessed someone dressed as Walter maintaining order of the bathroom line, as well as another Dude carrying a rug. The FP screening and Q&A that Vince hosted is also discussed.
00:14:00 – Hot Goss with Ashley Burns: Burnsy brings all the hot new gossip out of Hollywood from New York basketball sensation Jeremy Lin’s date to the Oscars, Dakota Fanning’s warning to Meryl Streep, Chloe Moretz’s driving lessons, Octavia Spencer’s feud with Emma Stone, and a shocker about Nicole Kidman. Ben, Brendan, and Bret talk about staging a coup and taking over the Frotcast.
00:34:13 – Frotcast Voicemail Grab Bag is played. Vince brings back What’s up with the Internet to play a new song by J-Bo OMG entitled Deep Throat.
00:38:07 – Laremy gets blooped in to talk Oscars, especially for those looking to make wagers. He goes over his best bets to make money, as well as his lock picks for the top categories. The discussion veers off to George Clooney f*cking with Andy Serkis, bumbaclot Jar Jar Binks, and other tangents.
01:18:00 – Ben gives us his favorite moments from some of the Oscar nominated flicks, such as a dubstep club, an underwater gangbang, the Beatles, a swan dive, and anthropomorphic plant life.

Be sure to check out Vince at the Hollywood Improv on March 17th, and possibly some other dates in LA.

Drunk on! – Adam

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This week on the Frotcast we get to talk with adult film actor/ producer/ director Seymore Butts, we have the return of Lindy West as she talks about her online feud with Penn Jillette, Lindy explains the plot of Extremely Loud, and Fake Bret makes an appearance.

00:02:50 – A listener calls in confused by the Dov Charney bit from last week, SNL‘s Downton Abbey skit gets played, and Vince has a story. The guys talk about Megadeth’s lead singer Dave Mustaine supporting Rick Santorum.
00:18:44 – Seymore Butts joins the Frotcast. He talks about some of his favorite titles, his Showtime series Family Business, how he got into the industry, watching himself on screen, dealing with smelly ones, and answers the age old question to spitting in gaping butts. He also takes time to answer listeners’ questions such as the most disgusting thing he’s seen on set, and ginger pornstars. Mr. Butts talks Vince into getting a scrotum tuck.
0054:10 – Vince recaps the Valentine’s Day showcase at Milk Bar, Brendan wants to know what’s going on with Vince’s hair, and a listener calls in with a creepy, slightly depressing message for Lindy. Fake Bret pops up to talk about his favorite endangered squirrels, his favorite ways to lure them, and SquirrelFest.
01:03:28 – Lindy West returns to talk about LA, Adam Brody, her internet feud with jazzy bassist/magician Penn Jillette (he was framed), and the guys try to clear up The Lion King for her. In the newest chapter of Lindy Explains the Plot Lindy takes on Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.

Be sure to check out Vince at the Hollywood Improv on St. Patrick’s Day.

Drunk on! – Adam

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This week we get a call from Dov Charney of American Apparel, bloop in Laremy, play some funny news clips, play listener voice mails, discuss Chronicle and We Need to Talk About Kevin, and as always other jackassery ensues…and Bret does his first impression. DANGER!

00:03:30 – Some listener voicemails are played, one with a question for Vin/Ben(?) about a boomerang wiener, and the other about how The Big Bang Theory makes fun of nerds for being smart. We get a brief origin story of Street Law dating back to Brendan’s high school, and Tosh.0‘s own Street Court.
00:18:18 – Dov Charney calls in to talk about American Apparel’s sponsorship of the Valentine’s Day show at the Milk Bar, where Vince will be performing. Dov will be in town scouting and sedating all the sexy SF hipsters for modeling gigs.
00:32:42 – Laremy joins the Frotcast. Vince plays some clips of Werner Herzog talking about chickens, a new kind of Russian opera, and the trailer for Zombie Ass: Toilet for the Dead.
00:46:50 – Vince, Laremy, and Bret talk Chronicle. While the found footage gimmick has lost its luster, the film does a good job representing high school life and what teenagers would really do if they had super powers. This leads to a talk of sex and their own teenaged minds. There is also some discussion about Disney animations versus Looney Tunes.
01:14:55 – Vince talks about working in the kitchen of a Chinese restaurant, and how to get a job in the service industry. Laremy brings up a topic that gets Vince to talk about his nemesis in the SF film critics circle. Brendan has just gotten back from his trip to NY, where he got heckled at the Giants’ Super Bowl parade.
01:32:00 – Vince needs to talk to about We Need to Talk about Kevin with Laremy.

DRUNK ON! – Adam

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This week Matt Ufford returns to the Frotcast to talk about his new assignments, Money Ball, TV, read from Brendan’s bible- the History of Farts, recount mushroom adventures, and introduce a new segment called “What’s up with the Internet?”

00:05:30 – The guys discuss the conflict of stopping a thief, either it be a shoplifter or one who has snatched personal property. A German man tries to comprehend the term party pooper.
00:16:25 – Matt Ufford, formerly of Warming Glow and now the talent for SBNation, talks about some upcoming assignments such as the Westminster Dog Show and the US Curling Championships. Vince introduces “What’s up with the Internet?” with clips involving TMZ photographers, donkey semen, and cheesy potatoes. Blogger hygiene and sharting are brought up, as well as Vince’s Sam Rockwell sighting.
00:51:50 – Time for some TV talk with Matt where Justified and Sons of Anarchy get discussed. Vince has a hang up with the mocumentary format of some current comedy shows, and rants about The Big Bang Theory.
01:06:00 – Vince and Matt disagree about Moneyball. Aaron Sorkin’s heavy handedness comes up comparing both Moneyball and Social Network, which leads to a discussion about MySpace. The guys talk about the Ferris Bueller Super Bowl commercial, and how nostalgia, commercialism, and the internet are ruining everything.
01:32:12 – Brendan reads a limerick from The History of Farts, and the guys play another koi call from a listener.

Check out Vince this Friday in Davis at the Comedy House, and be on the lookout in March for SBNation’s Youtube channel launch with Matt Ufford.

DRUNK ON! – Adam

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