Tag Archives: JOE SINCLITICO

[TEASER] ‘Babylon’, Joe Sinclitico Is Going To Be A Dad Soon



Howdy, Frotcateers! Apparently Matt hasn’t uploaded a teaser to this feed for more than a month and I didn’t even notice. I’m so very sorry. Will you accept this premium episode in which we review ‘Babylon’ as my penance? It has Joe Sinclitico on it. You guys love that. Hear the full episode by subscribing at patreon.com/frotcast.


UNLOCKED: Frotcast 529, Hitler? I Just Metler! With Joe Sinclitico (Kanye and The Fabelmans)



Merry Christmas and Chappy Chanukah, Frot-sters! In honor of Jesus (and also the Maccabees)’s special day(s), I’m unlocking this Frotcast even for the free feed piggies. This one has me, Matt, and Joe Sinclitico, and we start off discussing Matt’s new child and his post-partum horniness. Then we get into Kanye on Alex Jones, where he discussed loving ALOOTTTTTTTA THINNNNNGS about Hitler (Ye’s words). Finally, we wrap things up with a discussion of Steven Spielberg’s semi-autobiographical coming-of-age tale about becoming an acclaimed director thanks to his parents’ divorce and that time he got to score because some weird girl had a crush on Jesus. Also, his mom had a monkey.

Anyway, if you enjoy this kind of #content, you should definitely subscribe to the Frotcast at Patreon.com/frotcast. If you subscribe at the $5 tier, you will INSTANTANEOUSLY gain access to a veritable TREASURE TROVE of priceless Frot content. At the $8 tier, you will get that AND a corner nickname on Pod Yourself The Wire. How could you not want it? Anyway, Merry Christmukah!


UNLOCKED: Frotcast 525, Pulling The Mucus Plug On James Corden



Howdy, Frot fans. I’m sick this week and Matt is still on sa-brat-tical, which is terrible news for us, but great news for the free-feed piggies. Since I don’t feel like recording a new Frotcast this week, I’m unlocking last week’s for all the non-subscribers. Hopefully this will convince you to finally subscribe, so you can receive amazing episodes like this right when they come out. Meanwhile, we’re still releasing new Pod Yourself The Wire episodes free every week. You can get those right on time when you’re a subscriber too! So do it! Patreon.com/Frotcast.

Matt is still out on sa-brat-ical taking care of his newborn, but never fear, Joe Sinclitico and Laremy Legal are here, and we’ve got all kinds of #content. Joe has just discovered the concept of the mucus plug, so we all have a pretty good time with that one. After that, we get into the latest Olivia Wilde revelations, like giving away her dog and the fact that she apparently has a special salad dressing. From there we get into the celebrity nannying industry and how lucrative it apparently is (very!). That leads us into Danny Masterson’s trial, which made us realize that there are still some things about Scientology we didn’t know. Who knew! From there, Joe regales us with his review of ‘Thirteen Lives’ about the Thai cave boys, and Laremy has seen The Redeem Team which makes me rant about Kobe Bryant again. Oh, and of course we couldn’t leave without discuss James Corden, his restaurant ban, all-yolk omelets, and his poor attempts at damage control. Enjoy!


Teaser: Frot 525, Pulling The Mucus Plug On James Corden, With Joe And Laremy



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Matt is still out on sa-brat-ical taking care of his newborn, but never fear, Joe Sinclitico and Laremy Legal are here, and we’ve got all kinds of #content. Joe has just discovered the concept of the mucus plug, so we all have a pretty good time with that one. After that, we get into the latest Olivia Wilde revelations, like giving away her dog and the fact that she apparently has a special salad dressing. From there we get into the celebrity nannying industry and how lucrative it apparently is (very!). That leads us into Danny Masterson’s trial, which made us realize that there are still some things about Scientology we didn’t know. Who knew! From there, Joe regales us with his review of ‘Thirteen Lives’ about the Thai cave boys, and Laremy has seen The Redeem Team which makes me rant about Kobe Bryant again. Oh, and of course we couldn’t leave without discuss James Corden, his restaurant ban, all-yolk omelets, and his poor attempts at damage control. Enjoy!

 


[TEASER] Mel Gibson helps Shia LaBeouf discover Jesus



Hey all, new frotcast is here and you can listen to the whole thing on Patreon.

This week, comedian Joe Sinclitico returns to the Frotcast to discuss all the hottest new #content, including a new Josh Duhamel movie with Mel Gibson, the ideal form of “Hollywood Dumb Guy,” Tom Hanks’ son Chet Haze speaking at a Recovery Fest in Winnipeg (and what causes a famous son to become either a Colin Hanks or a Chet), the latest wild stuff that Ezra Miller has been up to (including the time he stole a polygamist’s wife in Hawaii), and finally, we round things out with a discussion of the 2011 documentary The Hollywood Complex. This is a documentary about child actors that Joe’s wife discovered it on Amazon Prime and it is absolutely wild. It’s the perfect snapshot of pre-#MeToo Hollywood, the very last time casting directors would ever be willing to say this kind of stuff on camera, and all in all is the movie that seems most like a Christopher Guest movie that isn’t actually a Christopher Guest movie. It is Exhibit A for why child actors probably shouldn’t be a thing.

Join now to hear it! Here’s a teaser in which Joe Sinclitico describes a new Shia Labeouf movie.


[Unlocked] Frotcast 505 – The Pursuit Of Slappyness, With Joe And Laremy



Hey, remember ‘The Slap?’ When Will Smith slapped Chris Rock onstage at the Oscars? It was such a huge deal that we called an emergency pod about it the morning after it happened. And now YOU, the non-subscribing Frotcast enthusiast, can finally enjoy Vince, Matt, and special guests Joe Sinclitico and Laremy Legel’s takes on it.

If you enjoy grade A, prime USDA choice takes like this, you should consider subscribing to the Frotcast on Patreon, at Patreon Dot Com Slash Frotcast, so that you can enjoy takes like this while they’re still fresh from the #content ether. This Frotcast was actually about 10 Frotcasts ago, so if you become a good piggy now, you will INSTANTLY gain access to a good 15+ hours of HOT CONTENT just waiting to be horked into your eager snout. Doesn’t it sound delicious?? Join now and feast on this aural cornucopia, so that Matt and I’s families can feast on actual food. Please? Don’t say we haven’t begged.


Frotcast 510 (Teaser): Matt Gets Married, Top Gun, And Seth Green’s Stolen Apes



What’s up, Frotcast fans. It’s a huge week, in that Matt Lieb just got married. He’s currently in Mexico, so it’s a good thing that we recorded this Frotcast just before he left. We brought back Joe Sinclitico, comedy extraordinaire and current winery food truck proprietor, with whom we discuss all things weddings, the movie Top Gun, Joe’s Jessica Alba Story, Seth Green’s stolen Bored Ape NFTs and more. We hope you all enjoy at LEAST enough to subscribe on the Patreon, where for the low low price of $5 you can obtain access to the full episode as well as all manner of past full episodes. Tumescent episodes. Turgid episodes, with which to fill your ear holes with content cream. Oops I have to go, got too horny.


TEASER – Frotcast 503, The Batman with Joe and Laremy



New Frotcast available now to subscribers at Patreon.com/Frotcast!

Comedian Joe Sinclitico and ex-film critic/Whoop Dreams star Laremy Legel drop by the virtual Frot studios to talk about Daniel Kaluuya’s (ALLEGED) new crystal guru manager, fatherhood, the planned Jackie-Jormp Jomp Billy Joel musical that will be made without any of the rights to Billy Joel’s likeness or songs, and of course, The Batman, the longest Batman movie ever made. Subscribe now and become a glorious piggy. You won’t regret it. Probably.


TEASER – Joe Sinclitico’s Wedding



Hey everyone,

Here’s a teaser from this week’s Patreon episode of the Frotcast, in which we talk Marvel’s Eternals but also we talk about the wedding of Frotcast favorite Joe Sinclitico. It was… my god dude.


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It’s finally here! Matt, Vince, and guest Bobby Hacker have now all seen Marvel’s Eternals and by god it’s time we talk about it. No more discourse, no more discourse about the discourse, no more counter discourse about the etc etc, in this week’s episode we finally discuss the plot of Eternals. What happens? Who’s in it? Why did they do it? All great questions.

Also, we talk about the last time we all met in person. Joe Sinclitico’s wedding. Probably the most Joe wedding of all time.


TEASER: Frotcast 489 – Joe Becomes A Pawn In The Culture War



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Howdy, Frot fans! Matt Lieb is off living his dreams on Maui, drinking virgin daquiris and getting his picture taken with parrots like a 10-year-old, but as we know, the Frot sleeps for no one, not even when they’re getting lei’d. This week your old pals, comedian Joe Sinclitico and Whoop Dreams star Laremy Legel, are in the virtual Frotquarters to talk about how we’re old and nothing works anymore (…societally), and how it sucks that when you become a father you lose the ability to get in fights with local teens, even when they’ve been very unfair to you. Joe saw the James Bond, No I Will Not Go Out And Die Tonight, so we discuss that, and how we could fix the James Bond franchise. After that, we discuss the latest NFT scandal, with the Evolved Ape NFTs and try to understand what the hell NFTs even are. And whether it counts as fraud if you get ripped off in the act of trying to participate in a Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Laremy reveals that he owns NFTs himself, and that he’s heavily invested in animals who play in gutters. We also talk Dave Chappelle, and far too late into the show, Joe reveals that he recently became the inadvertent center of a culture war incident and damn near got himself torn apart by an angry mob. In all honesty, that’s the way I always assumed Joe would go.

One thing I’m annoyed that I didn’t say in the show is that I really wish Ben was still alive to make fun of NFTs. Whenever we talk about them I think about how no one I know would appreciate the humor of NFTs like Ben would. As long as you think about Ben riffing on NFTs with us, maybe a little bit of Ben is still alive in our hearts.