We ring in the first Frot of 2018 with Allison Mick, Matt Lieb, Vince Mancini, and Brendan, discussing the Golden Globes and Alex Jones’s take on the “Oprah for president” meme. We talk the “raw water” movement and discover that fluoridated water is the new blood libel. We discuss some of the week’s best sex scandal callouts, starting with James Franco. Would the feminists deny us “Dicknose In Paris?” We go deep on Hotep conspiracies, and finish things off with Allison Mick’s Unified Theory of Jay-Z. Enjoy, Frot on, smash that like button fam and give us hella reviews. Donate at Patreon dot com slash Frotcast, goodnight and eat the beans thoughts and prayers keep it super real.