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[Teaser] Matt’s Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (Frotcast 597)

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This week on the Frotcast, Matt comes to us live from his very stressful trip to San Francisco where his car broke down in the middle of the freeway on the way to do some comedy. He ended up all sweaty up there. Our guest this week is Ryan Nanni, aka Celebrity Hot Tub, author of Assigned and co-host of the Shut Down Fullcast. Matt tells us all about his trip, we talk about JD Vance stealing Joe Sinclitico’s Frotcast bit and having sex with couches, plus we review JD Vance’s crowdwork about Diet Mountain Dew. Eventually we get around to talking about ‘Love Lies Bleeding,’ the lesbian bodybuilding movie starring Kristen Stewart I made everyone watch for some reason. Basically imagine Pain & Gain with lesbian bodybuilders. Or maybe Thelma & Louise with lesbian bodybuilders. It’s actually a bunch of things that sound intriguing and yet none of those things at all because it doesn’t feel like they finished writing it.

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[Teaser] The Invention of Hacky Sack

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Everyone knows it’s ‘Martin May’ on the Frotcast, so this week we’re talking ‘Blue Streak’ (1999) with Alice Fraser from The Gargle. At least, we start talking about Blue Streak around the one hour mark. Before that, Matt’s child pooped in the bath, inspiring some other stories of inopportune poops, Rudy Giuliani pulls a Naked Gun by leaving his court microphone on while peeing, Ben Affleck and J. Lo are consciously uncoupling again, and former offensive lineman Brendan has finally actually seen ‘The Blind Side,’ which he dubs ‘Birth of a Lineman.’ Because it’s a racist-ass movie, you see.

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Frotcast 575 – A Very Special Episode of the Frotcast also Saltburn, with Frotcast Brendan

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Aaaaanyway, banger of an episode this week. Future NFL Hall of Famer Brendan (a founding Frotcast father) is back from a sojourn with some important things to say about mental health. He even brings tidings from Bret, such as “no contracts are final” and “you’ve built your own coffin made of paper.” Wise and weirdly uplifting, as always.

Oh, we also discussed Saltburn. It’s a cool movie about cool guys doing cool stuff.

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Frotcast 546 – The Idol AKA 50 Shades of Entourage, with Sam Haft [UNLOCKED]

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Here’s our past Frotcast, now unlocked for your free listening pleasure, about HBO’s The Idol with guest Sam Haft, songwriter and half of the band the Living Tombstone.

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Teaser – Frotcast Watches HBO’s The Idol With Sam Haft

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The Frotcast reviews HBO’s ‘The Idol’ on this week’s podcast, with guest Sam Haft from The Living Tombstone. ‘The Idol’ stars Johnny Depp-spawn Lily Rose-Depp and pop star The Weeknd, aka Abel Tesfaye, whose actual house is the location for the show. It adds to the growing Sam Levinson oeuvre, the brainchild of Barry Levinson’s director son who seems to really love filming naked ladies with strobey visuals and bombastic scores. Bret called ‘The Idol’ “50 Shades of Entourage” on our text chain. We will defend Sam Levinson’s right to film other famous kids naked and horny art in general, even if we can’t entirely stand behind this show. Subscribe on Patreon for the full episode! Patreon dot com slash Frotcast!

Other topics include the British guy in hot water for his eggplant statement and the Jason Momoa/Vin Dieself beef.

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TEASER: God Save The Queen, God Save Harry Styles

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God save the Queen! The fascist regime! She kicked off before the Frot… Now Vince and Matt have lots of thoughts…

That’s right, this week, the Queen has died and we welcomed all-star Frotcast guest Jessica Sele back to Frottingham Palace to talk all about it. Was she a good queen? Was she a bad queen? Did she do an imperialism? Is The Crown real life? Most of all, what does Frank Stallone think about it all?

Once we got through discussing the Liz and Frank of it, we got down to discussing more pressing geopolitical matters. Such as the Don’t Worry Darling press tour, all the dumb things Harry Styles says, whether he spat on Chris Pine, and whether Olivia Wilde is the real villain here or if it’s just a typical case of the media trying to bring down down a powerful woman who named herself after Oscar Wilde. Hey, remember Booksmart?

Believe it or not, we managed to squeeze in ALL THAT before we even got to our Big Review Of The Week™, of Rings Of Power, the new Tolkien show about how Elves just wanna have fun. Matt is a piggy, so he loved it. I’m Peter Jackson hater and I only watched the first 47 minutes so I was bored. Jessica, who’s some kind of damned Tolkien scholar, was in between. More importantly, she actually has some insights into what that old limey fart was actually on about in all those books. We wrap things up with a spirited debate over whether this latest round of “The racists hate the woke show!” is worth paying attention to. We really think you’ll enjoy it. But if you don’t, remember: no refunds.

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[UNLOCKED] Frotcast 504 – Turning Red And Green, With Jessica Sele

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It’s St. Paddy’s Day in the middle of July for the non-Patreon subscribers, as we’re unlocking this special St. Patrick’s Day episode of the Frotcast, featuring our review of Turning Red with guest Jessica Sele. But if you go to Patreon.com/Frotcast and subscribe RIGHT NOW, you can live in the present again! Yay!

Shoot, maybe that isn’t the best pitch. But think of all the bonus content! You’ll get so much of it! Please subscribe, Matt Lieb is going to be a father soon and he still wakes up after 10 am, he needs all the help he can get. Go subscribe right now, there is literally hundreds of hours of content.

 

 

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TEASER: Review of Mark Wahlberg’s Infinite – The Dumb Guy Matrix

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Hey all, this week’s Patreon-only Frotcast is a review of a powerful new dumb guy movie that you need to see as soon as it’s released: Infinite. You can absolutely listen to the episode without having seen the movie so please become a Patreon subscriber.

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“Have you ever had a dream so real you thought you actually said hi to your mother for me?” This week, Vince and Matt watched the brand new Mark Wahlberg sci-fi action flick “Infinite” which takes place in a world where a select group of people can remember their past lives and are fighting about it for some reason. In a nutshell, it’s a Matrix/Bourne Identity/Cloud Atlas mash-up for people with traumatic brain injuries. It’s peak dumb guy stuff. So of course we strongly recommend you watch this movie immediately. Enjoy!

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