Monthly Archives: March 2012

Filmdrunk 93: Ask a Porn Dude with Seymore Butts



This week Seymore Butts (née Adam Glasser) joins us again for Ask a Porn Dude. He provides more insight into the wonderful world of adult entertainment, discussing the “mandatory condom” law upcoming in LA, the future of porn, and his worst location among other things. Laremy Legel from Film.com also joins us to talk about Wrath of the Titans and Hunger Games. We also play some of Vince’s standup from LA.

    00:01:33 – Vince introduces the latest entrant into the Epic Drunk Hall of Fame; the Sombrero wearing man with one boxing glove who jumped on a cop car. Bill Burr goes on a rant about nerds and the alt comedy scene. Ben brings up the woman who is suing Apple because she walked into a glass window at one of their stores.
    00:14:19 – Vince gives us a little taste of his stand-up at the Hollywood Lab.
    00:18:50 – Brendan talks about his trip to New England where he visited a gunmaker, and shot muskets and other sorts of firearms.
    0024:24 – Laremy talks about the Wrath of the Titans and some of the most anticipated movies coming out. Vince and Laremy discuss Hunger Games. The conversation diverges to District B13, a plea to Luc Besson, and Brendan’s infatuation with Steve Harvey’s mustache/teeth combo.
    00:53:05 – Adam Glass AKA Seymore Butts joins the podcast for the second round of Ask a Porn Dude. Some of the topics covered are the future of porn with DVDs and VOD, pirated material on tube sites, the LA law on mandatory condoms and its repercussions on the business, the legality of shooting porn, his worse set location, finding male talent, the perception of escorting, and raising a teenage son.
    01:47:14 – With news of the Anchorman 2 announcement, the guys talk about comedy sequels and some other favorite comedies from the last couple of years. Vince teases a topic for next week: Manswers Roulette.

Drunk On! – Adam

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Filmdrunk 92: HOTT GOSS, Joe King Stand-Up



This week we get some Hot Goss from Burnsy, listen to some live comedy from Joe King and Pauly, discuss what Michael Bay is doing to the Ninja Turtles, get the ultimate Manswer, hear from the dumbest girl ever, and other nonsense as always.

    00:01:30 – Vince talks a little about his 3 Nights of Comedy tour over the past weekend.
    00:06:05 – Hot Goss with Burnsy has the latest NFL news on Alex Smith, celebrity deaths and pregnancy rumors, that kid from Minnesota asking adult actresses to the prom, Michael Bay’s tiger, and what Amanda Seyfried has in the trunk of her car. Burnsy also reveals a trait that he shares with Lady Gaga, and gives us some insight on inner workings of the Hot Goss factory.
    00:35:35 – Michael Bay has created a ruckus among TMNT fans for adding a new element to the heroes in a half shell, leading Cousin Oliver from the The Brady Bunch to cry “RAPE!” Bret has a story about nerd rage over Transformers on a Japanese art blog.
    00:47:56 – Brendan arrives.
    00:49:57 – Take a listen to some stand-up by Joe King (featuring Vince’s giggles) and Pauly Dangerously.
    01:07:51 – Vince plays the clip of the young lady who can’t quite figure out MPH. Manswers answers the age-old question of “Can you fart so hard your balls explode?”
    01:21:54 – Vince saw John Carter over the weekend, and despite its marketing failure he found it to be an entertaining sci-fi pulp movie. Ben gives us some of his favorite moments from the film. Brendan deals with a blind woman while waiting for the bus.

Drunk On! – Adam

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Filmdrunk 91: Workaholics



This week we have Conner Pritchard as our in-Frotquarters guest. He is one of the co-creators of Workaholics. He tells us stories about creating the show, life in Hollywood, and being intimately involved with a cable comedy hit. Lots of stories from the crew are shared. DRUNK ON!

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Filmdrunk 90: Comedian Matt Lieb, Laremy, Big Money Rustlas



This week, unfortunately we are missing Brendan but we have comedian Matt Leib as our in-Frotquarters guest. We also bloop in a professional film critic, Laremy Legel from Film.com, listen to some voicemails, do a table read for Frotcast: the Play submitted by a listener, talk about some movies, and play some clips from Big Money Rustlas.

    00:01:40 – The Frotcast gets started off with some voicemails from listeners who got riled up by last week’s Inside Indie. Comedian Matt Lieb gets introduced where he talks about movie meta-data, his experience with Israeli Airport Security at LAX, and Israeli women, which leads to a discussion about areolas.
    00:20:30 – Vince plays some clips from ICP’s Big Money Hustlas (now streaming on Netflix…woot wooot). Bret has issues with a MacBook, a paperclip, and magnets.
    00:25:05 – The guys talk Tyrese Gibson confusing Amber Tamblyn with Amber Rose, and her musical skylarking. Matt fills in the guys about his time at UC Santa Cruz, and Vince’s failure at TV stardom is brought up again.
    00:55:38 – Laremy gets blooped to partake in some role playing as the gang does a reading of Frotcast: the Play. John Carter, 21 Jump Street, The Sitter, and Project X get talked about, as well as the ever encroaching summer blockbusters with the release of Hunger Games at the end of this month. Laremy has a story about interviewing two of the girls from Project X and using Miley Cyrus as a wedge between the two of them.
    01:30:53 – With talk of Project X, Vince plays some clips from Todd Phillips’ documentary Frat House. At some point the term Santorum Blossom pops up.

Drunk On! – Adam

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Filmdrunk 89: Oscars, Hot Goss w/Ashley Burns, Inside Indie with Leslie Small



This week, we have comedian Leslie Small as our in Frotquarters guest, we get some more Hot Goss from Burnsy, we review the Oscars, listen to The Dictator spill ashes on Seacrest, play some Tracy Morgan from Totally Awesome, review the DANGER ZONES associated with Linsanity, and get very Inside Indie with Leslie.

    00:01:15 – Special guest Leslie Small is introduced. Vince got gleefully drunk by himself playing the FilmDrunk Oscar Drinking Game. Emmy Award winning Lights Camera Jackson appeared on Leno to discuss the Oscars. Brendan makes his acceptance speech for the Frotty Lifetime Achievement Award.
    00:13:00 – The clip of The Dictator spilling Kim Jong Il’s ashes all over Ryan Seacrest gets played. This leads to a discussion about improvisors reading from material or being let loose. The outtakes of Tracy Morgan from Totally Awesome is an example. A Kenyan listener calls in to talk about the Jar Jar Binks old slave vibe.
    00:25:11 – Hot Goss with Ashley Burns: now with sponsors. Burnsy gives us some of the juicy gossip from Oscar Weekend: Gabourey Sidibe’s favorite Girl Scout cookie, Demi Lovato is a birthmark chaser, Omar Epps and Robin Givens are working on a hip hopera, Davey Jones’ new t-shirt line, and a Whitney Houston tribute album is in the works.
    00:46:10 – Oderus Urungus of Gwar voices his opinion on the political campaign. The Asian American Journalists Association sent out a press release of Danger Zones when writing about Linsanity. Vince plays a clip from his search for the perfect judge show.
    01:12:00 – The guys get to know Leslie. There is some talk about open mics at laundro mats. Leslie headlines the new segment Inside Indie where you can about all the new underground bands.

Drunk On! – Adam

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