This week we have two guests! Burnsy comes on with some HOTT GOSS as well as some fresh Youtube clips. Laremy comes on and we let him give us a list at the very end. We talk some movies, play a clip from Teen Mom 2, and hear stories from the Frotcasters.

00:01:25 – The guys start things off by poppin’ tacos and talking about the Facebook status update hoax that has been going around lately. Ben has really gotten into Teen Mom 2, and Vince plays a clip where one of the young moms has to make a difficult decision (hint: a Ke$ha concert is involved). The guys get into a discussion about the popularity of GIFs, which leads into talk about one of the most GIFable moments in sports: Mark Sanchez running into his own lineman and fumbling. They also mourn the career of 49ers quarterback Alex Smith.
00:21:13 – Burnsy brings what could be the next Friday in Brittany Smooch’s Pink on Pink. Vince admires Patrice Wilson, the producer of these spoiled rich kid music videos, and plays Thanksgiving for everyone. The guys talk about Honey Boo Boo’s disgusting mother, and the lacrosse/music sensation Con Bro Chill. Burnsy gives a peek into his Worst Movies of the Year list, and the guys get into a Red Dawn original vs. remake discussion. Vince reads from Jada Pinkett Smith’s Facebook post about people questioning her parenting skills. Burnsy leaves with some Hot Goss; he is looking for a new celebrity BFF.
00:56:37 – Laremy’s segment begins with a listener question relating to a topic that was brought up last week. The Armond White tweeted Vince. Laremy and Vince talk about Killing Me Softly and James Gandolfini’s breath acting. Vince doesn’t get the hype behind Beasts of the Southern Wild, and Brendan nails some of the scenes from the movie without even seeing it.
01:29:54 – Vince has questions about the legality of moonshine. Brendan retells a tale about his mom and how his parents are from a RomCom. Laremy’s love of the Michael Jackson catalogue gets the guys to talk about the Bad music video. Vince gets the rye snorts. Laremy finishes things off with a list of product ideas and services he could render. Human sized doggy door seems like a winner.

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This week we bring on Matt Ufford (SB Nation). We hear Bernie Goldberg’s latest smarmy interview, talk about Life of Pi, discuss horrible jobs we have all had, and learn how to NOT be ironic. DRUNK ON!

00:04:23 – The guys talk about the Marlon Brando of digital monkeys, Andy Serkis, and how Gollums of the world have been misrepresented by him.
00:06:20 – Matt Ufford, the godfather of Warming Glow and current vlogger of SB Nation, joins the Frotcast. What Are You Drinking? is played. The guys talk about Troll Tuesday, a recurring feature on SB Nation, and the NY Times article on living in irony. Vince and Matt play clips from Steve-O’s new karaoke show. Matt brings up an article where a man pretended his penis was a taser…or a taser was his penis.
00:32:30 – Clips from the recent Bernie Goldberg feature on Real Sports get a listen where Goldberg asks the hard hitting questions on whether football makes people dumber. Vince talks about Life of Pi, which brings up the topic of adaptions, especially Watchmen. CGI tigers, Michael Bay, and the Elmo/Kevin Clash drama come up at some point.
01:04:00 – The guys talk about some of the terrible jobs they’ve had, such as copywriting college loan brochures, working at Starbucks, being a bouncer, and writing questions about product placement on television shows. There’s a lot venting about the awful people they’ve had to deal with.
01:34:20 – Time for some Big Lebowski talk, and a look at the Coen Brothers’ filmography. The discussion leads to concept Twitter personalities that do and do not succeed in their premise.
01:48:41 – Ben gets around to talking about an terrible Hollywood job he had leading to a discussion about some of the worst people in the world (publicists and assistants). The guys are fascinated by the viral factor of some of the Key and Peele skits.
02:02:56 – Matt concludes the longest running Frotcast of all time by answering some of your questions. You’ll get the lowdown on the cancellation of Corgi Friday.

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This week, we recap the amazing Live Frotcast in Chicago brought to you by Tall Tale Productions. We bring Laremy on to get his take on Lincoln, we listen to a woman who is mad Obama won and not enough people share her YouTube clips, hear from David Lee Roth, read some emails and Drunk On!

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This week we talked to director John Hyams, who directed the MMA Doc “The Smashing Machine” as well as the upcoming “Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning.” He tells us stories about the Pride days in Japan as well as insight about Mark Kerr, as well as filming Universal Solider in Bulgaria. Vince talks Flight and Cloud Atlas, Brendan tells us about his trip to Hawaii – including getting evacuated and meeting the guy on whom South Park’s zipline episode was based, and other Frotcast jackassery.

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This week we are missing Brendan, but bring back comedian David Gborie. Evan from Doc Films also comes on (the reason are coming to Chicago for the Live Frotcast). We talk about some news stories, Juggalo Vision quest, Trannys and their dress, and our favorite movies (and how they are hard to pick). Drunk on!

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This week on the Frotcast, we bring on sports blogger Spencer Hall, we read your Paul Blart Presents: Gangster Movies, discussed Haywire and Here Comes the Boom and of course standard Frotcast jackassery.

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This week on the Frotcast, we bring Laremy on, talk about Skeet Ullrich/ Stephen Dorff, Listen to celebrity commercials (Pacino, Seagal), read listener emails, give some relationship advice, talk TV AND Movies, and have general Frotcast fun. Drunk on!

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This week, we bring on Matt Ufford to talk about the world wide phenomenon known as butt chugging, discuss Looper, we read listener questions (mostly about relationships) and have a grand ol time. Drunk on!

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00:00:00 – Things kick off with Party Enema by NOFX introducing some butt chugging talk. The guys bring up the thought of butt chugging being part of the Presidential campaign platform, and get into some debate talk. Brendan does some impressions, and the guys go over the names of the Romney children. We hear about Microphone Mike Michaelson getting pulled back into duty. The guys set up the clip of the butt chugging press conference which involves the stereotypical Southern lawyer. Vince tells a tale about the drinking prowess of an Irishman.
00:13:55 – Regular guest Matt Ufford joins the Frotcast for the playing of the butt chugging clip where the Southern lawyer repeatedly mentions “butt chugging.” Vince gets into the religious aspect of the story, and the guys question the state the accused was found in. Matt shares some fraternity stories from his time at Northwestern. They all come to the conclusion that the alleged “butt chugger” will become a legend within his fraternity.
00:41:50 – The guys get into reviewing Looper, but before that can happen Brendan wants to talk about the trailers shown before the film and Hollywood’s treatment of bullies. Bret declares “street law” by taking Ben to task for his taste in films. The guys get into the review with talk of future drugs, the distraction of making JGL look like Bruce Willis, and accepting a SciFi premise for what it is. Matt brings up Rian Johnson’s debut, Brick, and is not having any time-travel talk.
01:04:55 – SPOILER ALERT! Matt gets the ball rolling on the spoilers, there is something about Piper Perabo being topless, and Bret goes off on Ben.
01:10:10 – Vince imagines his director’s cut version by adding some more scenes for Emily Blunt…and a pie. Looper reminds Matt of Face/Off, and the guys were pretty impressed with JGL’s impression of Willis. Matt gets some questions from the listeners dealing with wives getting fatter, jerking off in the shitter on base, and whether to wait for a girl or go traveling. Somehow hymen restoration and tank jerk were brought up. The guys get asked a movie question about what movie they didn’t like but thought would be improved with a different actor.
01:35:22 – Ben has issues with the Cloud Atlas trailer, but Matt highly recommends the book and its author. Vince culminates his fantasy about Emily Blunt, and Vloggeraptor.

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This week we bring on professional sitcom writer Justin Halpern to tell us the recurring sitcom jokes on every show. We also read emails, hear from David Lee Roth, Vince plays some news clips, and other jackassery ensues. Drunk on!

00:02:00 – Things start off with CNN’s front page poop transplant story. Vince reads some listener emails involving Jews in Australia and poop stories. The guys also talk about the classic SNL Schmitts Gay bit, and their generation’s Stairway to Heaven.
00:13:30 – Recurring guest Justin Halpern joins the Frotcast. He is currently writing for Cougar Town, and is working on a pilot for Fox based on his book I Suck at Girls. Vince reads another listener email detailing a grating experience. Spending time in sitcom writing rooms, Justin goes over some of well worn tropes and jokes that can be found in every single sitcom. There’s some talk about The Master, which leads to dog farts and the time Justin farted on Jennifer Love Hewitt.
00:46:12 – Vince reads a story about the replacement ref who blew the call from Monday’s game. The guys discuss the effect Twitter has on jokes, and they get a kick out of Nancy Grace’s Twitter hashtags.  The guys go off on sports screaming heads, Bret pitches a show idea, and Interrupting David Lee Roth returns.
01:02:51 – Plenty of clips are played. There’s a story about butt chugging, the bully dialogue from the Stoker trailer, Lil Wayne’s deposition, and local news story involving a squirrel. Brendan talks about some of the owners at his dog’s obedience class. Vince dreams about the possibility of Wee Man water skiing just from the speed and force of Usain Bolt. Somebody wants to fight Vince about a joke he never actually told.

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