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657: Have You Heard the Good Nuzz?

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This Thanksgiving, we at Frotcast LLC would like to collectively give thanks to you, our listeners. And also to RFK Jr for answering all the questions we have about what it’s like for a 70 year old guy to text you demanding you drink his cum. The question we’d still like to have answered is, “is it weirder to be the aforementioned 70 year old, or a 30 year old who’s totally into it?” This marks two straight episodes of Nuzzi discussion, let’s hope Ryan Lizza drops even more disgusting revelations over the holiday so we can shoot for three. Chuck Grassley POV video? Lauren Boebert interracial gangbang? Mitch McConnell Goatse?

Next, thanks to Elon Musk of all people, we now know that the last decade of American politics has mostly been about literally making up a guy to be mad about. Yep, it turns out that the platform that Elon tried to back out of buying due to the bot problem has a bot problem. We’re sorry you had to find out all those hot patriotic fefos of yours are actually a Macedonian guy.

In this week’s big news, our Big Beautiful President has successfully bullied Paramount into making Rush Hour 4. No word yet on how exactly 71 year old Jackie Chan is going to be able to make that happen, but surely this will be the feat that finally earns the big man his Nobel Peace Prize. Brett Ratner redemption arc, here we come (while eating shrimp cocktail)!

Have a great holiday everyone, Happy Thanksgiving to you and your new life partner Dragomir.

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[Teaser] Matt Explains Sissy Hypno (Frotcast 654: Libbing on a Prayer)

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It’s another week in our slow, inexorable march towards death, which means more sweet content for you piggies! This week, we at Frotcast, LLC regret to inform you that A House of Dynamite was… not so dynamite. It’s supposed to be about a nuclear missile strike on America, but it’s really about people looking at computers and talking to other people on Zoom. If you think about it, it’s really wish fulfillment for what it feels like to be on Zoom. I guess it’s also wish fulfillment for people who are really into “what if Rashomon but shitty” and “my brain stopped accepting new information after Obama’s second inauguration”.

Slightly related, we share the Washington Post’s review of Karine Jean-Pierre’s new book about why she’s leaving the Democratic Party. Let’s just say her book is just as idea-free as the party she’s leaving, so we’d really like to see these crazy kids put aside their differences so they can have pretend HR meetings in a desperate attempt to feel like they’re doing something.

Also, Vince gets horny on main and Matt thinks he’s not nearly freaky enough. Do you know what sissy-hypno is? Don’t worry, Matt will break it down for you. You’re feeling verrrrry fruity…

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